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Sued Madonna wants action dismissed

May 16, 2003

Better idea: all the world's citizens should sue Madonna for subjecting us to her lousy acting in all her films. Maybe we could take the winnings and get her some acting lessons.

Lawyers for Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are trying to get a breach of contract action against the couple dismissed because an opposing lawyer failed to turn up in court.

A Los Angeles judge heard arguments about whether the lawsuit should be thrown out of court. Judge Soussan Bruguera did not indicate when she would rule on the possible dismissal.

The action alleges that Madonna and her British director husband broke a contract involving their film flop Swept Away when they did not compensate the man who claims he brought them the idea.

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Madonna Stalked at Top of The Pops

http://www.curlio.com/new_showarticle.php?id=4129&page=last

Hello, Marcus? Madonna is a loser. Loo - zuh. Find some other celebrity to stalk.

(May 17, 2003)

2003-05-17 23:34:52 BBC News
Madonna's plans to leave the Top of the Pops studio early were put on hold when it was discovered that a potential stalker, Marcus Sessions, was on the premises. Madonna was forced to wait in her dressing room while the stalker was found and escorted away by security.

"A potential stalker had bought a ticket from a tout and he tried to talk his way into the Star Bar," a BBC statement said. "But he was recognised by security staff and was escorted from the premises."

The incident took place at the corporation's Television Centre complex in Shepherd's Bush, west London.

The BBC News article reads in part:

Mr Sessions is reported to be the same man who got a job as an ice cream seller at the capital's Wyndham's Theatre when Madonna appeared there in 2002.

He has previously said he was "a genuine fan and definitely not a nutcase".

In 2000, he told the Express that he spent a whole day in the Top of the Pops studio as the singer rehearsed.

He was also reported to have posed as a flower delivery boy in 1998.

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Get Back Home Madonna, by Bill O'Reilly

http://www.washingtondispatch.com/article_5470.shtml

No, no, no, Mr. O'Reilly: we want Mads to stay in the UK. I for one do not want her tainting American soil again and the U.S. media slathering over her every move.

(May 17, 2003)

Excerpts:

Madonna has a lesson for all of us, and we should listen up. The fabulously wealthy diva's career is on the skids, and she is probably as shocked as anyone.

Her new album opened at No. 1 but was heavily discounted, selling in many places for less than $10. Since that first week, her sales have slipped badly, and radio play is down 40 percent according to Billboard Magazine.

Madonna left her current home in the United Kingdom to come back to her original home, the USA, to promote the recording. There she was with Regis and Kelly, on MTV and on "Dateline." But the 44-year-old singer really didn't have much to say other than please buy my album.

This was a far cry from the controversial town crier of years past, when Madonna warbled about being "like a virgin" and waxed poetic over enjoying Material Girl status.

Now, Madonna seemingly stands for nothing and lives abroad with her husband who directed her in perhaps the worst film ever made, a remake of the classic Lena Wertmuller movie "Swept Away." Madonna spent a lot of time on the beach in that flick and, at times, the tide actually refused to come in.

In real life, the working-class lass from Michigan often affects a British accent, and is sometimes portrayed in the media as a person seeking membership in the aristocracy.

. . . Madonna used to be fun to watch and listen to. Her success demonstrated the fact that in America you can make it to the top by starting at the bottom.

Today, however, Madonna is no longer fun and is no longer symbolically accessible to the fans who made her a star. She is living over there in England and talking trash about the president of the USA, while using a funny accent that would get you shoved in Detroit.

Is there life after ' Life ' for Madonna?

http://www.dfw.com/mld/startelegram/living/5937492.htm

by By Dave Ferman, from Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX

May 24, 2003

Excerpts:

. . . For the first time since Holiday became a hit back in 1983, Madonna, 44, is seeing her ability to generate interest wane, and wane quickly. After just three weeks, her new CD, American Life, has slipped from No. 1 to No. 15 on the national charts, an amazingly poor showing for any big-name artist. . .

The first single, the CD's title track, generated almost no interest on radio. It's the least potent single of her entire career, and a second, Hollywood, has been rush-released.

This comes on top of her disastrous return to the big screen last year in Swept Away, directed by her husband, Guy Ritchie. . .

...The movie [Swept Away], and now her new CD, shows undeniably that there is simply no buzz around Madonna anymore. The world yawned when she withdrew what was supposed to be a controversial video for American Life.

And hardly anyone noticed when, in Paris a couple weeks ago, she thanked the French for opposing the war in Iraq: There were no major announcements criticizing those remarks, no outraged comments from conservatives, no radio stations crushing her CDs under tractors.

. . . . The influential New Music Express said much the same thing in a lukewarm review of the CD: Critic Johnny Davis opined that her stabs at self-deprecation and self-analysis "just come across as gauche."

"What's the point of Madonna these days?" he asks, before going on to say that she's "simply done everything there is to do. . . surely that's enough now."

And this is the crux of the problem -- or, at least, one of them. Whereas once she sang about hot-button topics like sex and abortion, these days she's rapping (yes, rapping) about her Pilates class and drinking a latte. The mystery, it seems, is gone.

Young people are listening to younger acts like Eminem and Avril Lavigne, but Madonna's fall in popularity can't be blamed only on her advancing years.

In fact, says Medler, the fiftysomething Cher's comeback and '80s phenom Kylie Minogue's recently heightened profile in America have stolen a lot of Madonna's thunder.

"Madonna always pushes the buttons and goes beyond -- she makes people uncomfortable. She isn't likable in the same way Cher is," he says.

"Madonna doesn't seem to know who she is out there," says Danny Owen, a Las Colinas-based musician who's been in the business for 25 years. "She's become much ado about nothing -- and if she's not careful, she'll end up being Mae West."

Madonna's new song: "Trash My Whole Career"

by J. Edward Tremlett, Columnist

May 30, 2003

Excerpts:

Some of us long-time fans wonder about the girl [Madonna]. Sometimes she's got it, and when she does it's just so right and right-on (the 'Ray of Light' CD being a prime example). And sometimes she doesn't, and then nothing she does comes across well.

Unfortunately, that holds for just about everything she's done lately. So far we've got: one lack-luster album, with a terrible remake of an American classic; a "controversial" video that was hardly controversial in this day and age; a less than impressive James Bond theme; a really off cameo in that otherwise-good James Bond Movie; A really, really, really bad movie of her own; an even more disappointing album; and a controversial video that she pulled, rather than run, for fear of it being "misunderstood."